<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46097853082992942</id><updated>2011-08-07T03:46:56.517-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Timon aka Demon xD</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://timon92kiat.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/46097853082992942/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://timon92kiat.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Timon™</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05514243433026225658</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BT4NfSBS1-0/SZbu6SAsw9I/AAAAAAAAABE/RQHhfEbIEYs/S220/14012009418.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46097853082992942.post-8293454419412803772</id><published>2008-09-23T07:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-23T07:55:03.822-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Best love letter ever</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If there is love, shall I be your love?&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;What I am loving? You&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;or your love?&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Doesn’t it seems right, I didn’t think so,&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;What shall I be , a life without you?&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;What shall I be , a life without you?&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Will I love you, the end of the day.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Will you love me, at the end of the days?&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Isn’t there something left for me, you and your love?&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;How can I get u, how can I love you?&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;You always escape from me, I always escape from the truth,&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Can you give me a chance, for me to love you?&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Can you give me one day, to prove that I love you?&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Can you show me your love, for only one day?&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;I shall always be with you, no matter how, when, where&lt;br /&gt;I love you….&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Got Copyright one oh.. &lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;© dont copy xD&lt;br /&gt;If u wan to do so...pay money haha !!!=P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/46097853082992942-8293454419412803772?l=timon92kiat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://timon92kiat.blogspot.com/feeds/8293454419412803772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=46097853082992942&amp;postID=8293454419412803772' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/46097853082992942/posts/default/8293454419412803772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/46097853082992942/posts/default/8293454419412803772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://timon92kiat.blogspot.com/2008/09/best-love-letter-ever.html' title='Best love letter ever'/><author><name>Timon™</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05514243433026225658</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BT4NfSBS1-0/SZbu6SAsw9I/AAAAAAAAABE/RQHhfEbIEYs/S220/14012009418.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46097853082992942.post-2191256556055274642</id><published>2008-09-21T05:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-21T05:49:26.841-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny ad</title><content type='html'>Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Faham, cikgu!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.&lt;br /&gt;Murid : (senyap)&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Pandai!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Bodoh!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Tinggi!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Rendah!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Jauh!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Dekat!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Keadilan!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : UMNO!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Salah!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Betul!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Bodoh!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Pandai!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Bukan!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Ya!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Oh Hamba!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Dengar ini!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Dengar itu!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Diam!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Bising!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Mati aku!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Hidup kami!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Akar lama tak tau!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Kamu gila!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Kami siuman!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Kurang! Kurang!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Belum! Belum!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Oh! Mengalah!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Kurang ajar!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Cukup ajar!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Habis aku!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Kekal kami!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Belum, pandai!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Berdiri!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Duduk!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Cerdik kami tu!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Rosak!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Baik!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!&lt;br /&gt;Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!&lt;br /&gt;Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/46097853082992942-2191256556055274642?l=timon92kiat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://timon92kiat.blogspot.com/feeds/2191256556055274642/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=46097853082992942&amp;postID=2191256556055274642' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/46097853082992942/posts/default/2191256556055274642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/46097853082992942/posts/default/2191256556055274642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://timon92kiat.blogspot.com/2008/09/funny-ad.html' title='Funny ad'/><author><name>Timon™</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05514243433026225658</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BT4NfSBS1-0/SZbu6SAsw9I/AAAAAAAAABE/RQHhfEbIEYs/S220/14012009418.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
